A poem from Eppie's

Far left: "We live the hard-knock life of Eppie's, and it's hardcore in here. Nah, it's pretty nice. Believe in second chances."

Center: "It's good to work here in a people bath restaurant where you interact with so many people. By the way, I'm having a love affair with John Dunn."

Far right: "I just got my haircut today. Here's a poem for you: Come, let …